FUCK YEAH!!! I get to work tomorrow and all of next week, including the 4th of July! I’m so exci— wait, no I’m not. It’s going to be in the high 90’s all week and now I don’t get to do anything to celebrate :’(
June 2012
“She was in the grip of an insuperable longing to fall. She lived in a constant state of vertigo.”
—The Unbearable Lightness of Being (via cadburycrazed)
“The funny thing about arguing that same-sex couples will damage the lives of the children they raise is that never once has a same-sex couple conceived a child by accident. Every single gay and lesbian couple who decided to have a child together must plan for it, often in great detail; whether this is a lesbian couple who need to find a sperm donor, a gay couple who must find a surrogate mother or either of these looking to go through the lengthy and often difficult process of adoption. Every single child brought into the home of a gay or lesbian couple is wanted.”
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an incredible point which i have been trying to put into words for years
via TheLWire
(via bilvum)
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone
tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest”
and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms
i just did it to like
4 people
omg
It’s my first day of work tomorrow!! YAY. I’ll be canvassing for the HRC in D.C., which is probably going to be exhausting because it’s been in the 90’s for the past week. I am going to turn into a giant sunburned puddle of death.
A giant sunburned puddle of death with a paycheck.
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