FUCK YEAH!!! I get to work tomorrow and all of next week, including the 4th of July! I’m so exci— wait, no I’m not. It’s going to be in the high 90’s all week and now I don’t get to do anything to celebrate :’(
an incredible point which i have been trying to put into words for years
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone
tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest”
and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms
i just did it to like
It’s my first day of work tomorrow!! YAY. I’ll be canvassing for the HRC in D.C., which is probably going to be exhausting because it’s been in the 90’s for the past week. I am going to turn into a giant sunburned puddle of death.
A giant sunburned puddle of death with a paycheck.